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This is totally ridiculous but, the other day when I went to wash my face I discovered . . . a ZIT. Man, haven’t I been through enough? Not an ingrown hair, but an actual geeky, oily, embarrassing BUMP on my face! Where did this thing come from? I mean, I’m old. I’m a grown man!
But I have to confess; sometimes I get a little careless with the subtler side of manscaping. Sometimes I just use rinse my face off. What? I’m not going to do the full-on mask thing, okay? I don’t have time for indulgent spa treatments, and I’m not going to bed wearing some kind of Hannibal Lecter-looking moisturizing face gear. But I do wish I had taken better care of my skin, considering that I had a big meeting the next day. I basically looked like me, only 20 years ago, in my high school band picture, a constellation of pimples colliding on my face.
Time for a beauty intervention. So I got the Malin+Goetz Acne Treatment– you don’t have to wait for weeks to get rid of pimples– just dab some on the pimple at night, and a little in the morning, and the thing dries up like a raisin in the sun in a matter of days. Word to the wise– you can’t just scrub your face with Irish Spring and call it a day, people.
