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I am so ready for summer. I’m so ready to thaw out and get my drink on. A nice 12 oz. adult beverage is what’s I’m sayin’. Just the sound of the paper shredder at work makes my mouth water– it reminds me of my Frozen Margarita Maker, full of margarita mix and ice and booze. Sorry to be so frank but DANG I can’t stand it!

Come on– a man can still be a man and have a fruity drink. It’s refreshing. Look, I make them for my wife. What?! I am so looking forward to those warm nights on our patio, the kids are fast asleep, stars ablaze, and my margarita machine working away, chopping frozen tundra into fine granules of ice for my drink. Oh my Lord. So, it makes smoothies too, okay? Ya happy? And yes, I’ll make those cute little fruit cubes with the toothpicks sticking out and all, for the kiddies and their little friends, okay? What I’m talking about right now is the kids are down for the night, and I’m putting the ahhh in Margarita– the right blend of ice and fruit and LIQUOR.

With a machine like this, you’re not going to get the watery seconds– it literally channels the water away from the ice flow, to ensure the perfect margarita, every time. This is a professional machine, yall. I think some MIT geek designed this thing– it’s the real deal.