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You know how I am in the morning. I’ve told you. Mad, confused, zombie wandering around looking for my lost youth. Maybe I left it in my other pants.

Anyway, I found just the thing to get me going before I make it down stairs for that first cup of mocha– the Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap. You heard me. CAFFEINATED SOAP. Again, Nobel Committee, please add this invention to your list of nominees. This bar of soapis like pouring a pot of coffee over your head. It’s a vegetable-based, glycerine bar of soap chocked-full of gentle ingredients, including, you guess it– real COFFEE! Please don’t eat it. Just add water and scrub.