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OMG– an oven with a handle on it. Dang! This is like the discovery of FIRE. Like the first person to run a mile in four minutes. Or. . . Or . . . NAPOLEON crowning himself EMPEROR! He would have had one of these. Can you imagine the leader of France having to heat up his hot chocolate in a microwave used by all of his troops? Coup de GROSS. Do you know how tired I am of cleaning the inside of the office microwave before I can warm my coffee in there? Once, I found shards of ancient lean cuisine floating in my cup-o-soup. Ick– I nearly passed out.
So guess what I found? A mini microwave . . . for me! The iwave Personal Microwave is less than a cubic foot of relief– keep it in your office and burn your afternoon bag of popcorn in private, or get some Easter Peeps and stick them in there– they’ll puff up like softballs! MMmmm warm Peeps. . . As far as I’m concerned, the iwave Personal Microwave
is the new boombox, the new 15 minutes of fame, and everyone should have a piece of that.
Oh, so you think it’s wasteful to have your own microwave, huh? I’ll tell you what’s wasteful– flying 5 people on a commercial airplane from Chicago to London. That’s 3,000 liters of jet fuel per passenger. That’s over 35 tons of carbon dioxide PER PERSON. That not just a carbon footprint– it’s more like a sinkhole. Com’on– what’s a little personal microwavin’ amongst friends?
