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Can I just vent for a minute? No, I mean I need AIR VENTS. I’m SO SICK of people in my office, coming to work sick. There’s a guy in processing who literally coughed up a report from last year’s audit. Seriously, my office is making me ill. People, STAY HOME when you think you’re about to come down the plague, okay? Other people want to live, ya know? Look, I’m not a germa-freak but dang–you can’t just walk around coughing without covering your mouth. I mean, I turn into Howard Hughes, walking around with tissue boxes on my feet, afraid to leave my office. I attend our in-house, weekly meetings via satellite, barricaded under my desk. It’s crazy. I couldn’t take it anymore, and I couldn’t just work from home, so I bought an air purifier. I mean THE air purifier– the Sharper Image Hybrid GP. It is the strongest ESP air cleaner ever made. It charges those nasty particles like mold, dust and bacteria and collects them, so you can breathe easier. Filter? We don’t need no stinkin’ filters– you just wash the germ collector panel clean, now and then. Super easy! And, it’s quiet; you can still take calls without it sounding like you’re at a laundry mat or something. And its GREEN– you don’t need a power plant to run it- -it only uses 12 watts. I’m now charging my office mates a dollar per minute for the privilege of breathing the fresh air in my office– I’m cleaning up, man.
Literally.