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Go ahead. Roll your eyes. Who needs a towel warmer? I mean, how prissy is that you might ask, as you roll your eyes. Whatever, man. When my wet, pale behind comes stumbling out of the shower it’s like being thrust out of the womb again– it’s cold, and I’m crying my face off. Who wouldn’t want to be comforted by a crisp, dry and WARM towel? Think, Eastern Promises, Russian steam bath manly warm towel. I’m no Viggo Mortensen– but it’s hard not look manly in a well tucked, toasted towel– and the Large Coverage Flat Panel Towel Warmer’s got you covered.

Think about it– unless you’re keeping the heat cranking in your house, your bath cloth never gets really dry. Before you can say sweet tart, the thing turns sour. And what about summer? Unless you can suck all the moisture out of the room, you know what you’re going to end up with– SOUR TOWEL. I would probably try to use the towel, you know just one more time. But my wife would give me heck about it so. . .

The Large Coverage Flat Panel Towel Warmer slowly but surely, dries your towels, keeping them dry and fresh. The thing only uses 115 watts– that’s 4,785 watts less than your clothes dryer– now that’s what I call energy efficient! It’s made of lightweight aluminum, so you can move it from room to room. Want to warm up your night clothes before you put them on and hop into bed? Try it– you’ll like it!