If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. That way, you can have new posts delivered right to you. Or click here to subscribe to The Men's Gift Guide by Email Thanks for visiting!
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, and the eyes just don’t line up with the holes.
Useless. Completely useless. I can hardly form sentences, and once, I yawned for so long I caught my kids counting my lower row of teeth. Slow and methodically. . . and in Spanish.
Did you know that you CAN sleep with your eyes open? While talking and reading the newspaper? Well, you can. I am walking medical proof. The only way my wife knows I’m awake is if I have the cup to my mouth, and I’m gulping the joy juice in my OFF/ON Mug. You pull the mug out of the cabinet– it’s 6:30 in the morning, and 59 degrees in the house. Yeah, the mug, and me we’re definitely OFF. But then you fill the mug (and me) with piping hot coffee. YESSSsss COFFEE, work your magic . . . NOW! Watch as the satisfying, heart-startin’ drink of the gods changes the OFF letters to ON (okay, it’s really heat sensitive pigments in the cup that change the color and the text but don’t get all scientific and geeky on me– just BELIEVE). Watch that frown turn upside side down in like one second. Now I can SEE! Yall, that’s the real magic.
