It’s no secret. Men hate shaving. I’ve talked about it, extensively, on this blog.  And if we all had our way, we’d probably let the hair grow clear down the front of our necks. Case in point– have you see David Letterman and Conan O’Brien lately? No, you haven’t, because of the writer’s strike, they had about 3 months off. In that time, both David and Conan grew full-on, Grizzly Adams-like man-beards. Lucky guys. I wish I could take a few months off and not shave. Not gonna happen. And well, there are the other hairy areas that can get neglected when nobody’s looking. You know what I mean. The uhh. . . nose and ear hair. Look, if you’re not going to shave your beard, you’re probably not clearing out your ears, on a regular basis either.

Since a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do, I say head back to The Round Table and get the ACE Dual Action Trimmer. It’s a simple and sleek trimmer that bravely does two jobs at once.  So both noses, ears, and sideburns beware!  Add a diamond textured grip and you’ve got a certified man tool.  You can use it while pondering how you’re going to deforest all that wild and wooly hair from your face. For clues, check this out.