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My wife dragged me to that heart-warming date movie, P.S. I love You. Yeah, well, Valentine’s Day came early this year. At least that guy Gerald Butler from the movie 300 stopped working out all the time. He looked like a live-action action-figure. Now I feel like, I don’t have so far to go, you know?

That said, as one of my New Year’s resolutions (including finish the deck on the back of the house, and my promise to change the oil every 3,000 miles) I started going back to the gym. That first day I was a rock star– worked out with the free weights, I rode five miles on the stationary bike, and showed that elliptical machine who’s the boss.

Now I can’t move my neck. Seriously. Climbing stairs, forget about it . It takes me ten minutes to put on a pair of socks and longer to get on a pair of pants, how in the world am I going to make it out of the drive way to get to work? After trying a variety of muscle relaxing creams, I decided I needed to go digital. So I found the Wireless Backup Camera on the Skymall website. Okay, sure– it’s mostly for keeping kids their toys, and stray pets out of harms way– but it also helps an ambitious man save face.

See, you mount the camera on your license plate, connect it to your reverse lights, the wireless signal beams right into your car and there you go– no looking back. Do the overnight shipping.  It’s worth it, on this one.

Damn you, Gerry.