My Darling Dearest,

So you know the other night when I was supposed to be folding clothes but instead you caught me trying touch the ceiling before the fan blades hit my arm? Remember? You muttered “men” under your breath. Yeah so I’m sure what was REALLY going through your mind was “I really need to apply The Men’s Gift Guide Rule #2 and get my hunk husband something to play with.” Am I a mind reader or what? Well you were right. So here is a big hint. After all, even the ceiling fan gets boring after awhile.

Your Hubby.

I totally need this. I’ve talked about my fascination of rolling ball sculptures before. I even showed you a neat little marble tower. But, The Chaos Tower looks so cool. Please ignore the “kid” in the picture. That must have been a mistake. This is obviously a piece of highly evolved man-quipment.

I will give you, my readers, one piece of advanced notice however. I will not be getting this for a gift anytime soon. My wife doesn’t read this blog. Oh well.