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I’m not so sure how I feel about this one. On one hand, there haven’t been many advances in pipe smoking in the past million years. On the other hand, anything that has to reiterate over and over that it is a tobacco pipe probably isn’t. So, in the spirit of legality, I’m going to assume that it is good for tobacco, only.

The Solopipe is a pipe, and lighter in one. One motion ignites a butane flame right next to the bowl. The bowl has a sliding cover so you can pack it with your favorite blend before leaving home. Made of stainless steel and the butane is refillable. Also seen at Uncrate.

All hail the Homer! Every man’s life ambition is to be just like him. Well, not really, but its fun every once in awhile. Anyway, pay your homage to Homer with this Homer Simpson Pewter Bottler Opener. Remember, he needs something other than a corkscrew to open a bottle of beer. Also seen at Uber-Review.

-Love the cyclops belt buckle. Boing Boing.
-A handy appliance that turns Fifi into a boombox. Gizmodo.
-Check out the mini tools. Cool Tools.
-I don’t know. To me the words digital and smoker just don’t go together. Uber-Review.
-A USB doorbell? YourNextGift.com.
-These lights look like the “Set For Life” things. OhGizmo!.
-The best bookends ever! Nerd Approved.
-Oh, no. This detergent promised to get rid of link around the waist. The Hip and Trendy.
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There is an incredible song on Jimmy Buffett’s newest album, Take The Weather With You. The song is entitled Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On. It’s a song about life. It reminds me that there isn’t much I can do about the past, so just accept what I’ve got and keep moving forward. Here are a few verses I wanted to share.

First Verse:
I bought a cheap watch from a crazy man
Floating down canal
It doesn’t use numbers or moving hands
It always just says now
Now you may be thinking that I was had
But this watch is never wrong
And If I have trouble the warranty said
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On

Final Verse:
According to my watch the time is now
Past is dead and gone
Don’t try to shake it just nod your head
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On

Now I’m sure there is absolutely no connection between this song and this watch. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. But this watch is worth showing for a couple of reasons. First, it’s trendy. Second, a true die-hard Jimmy Buffett fan would appreciate it. And third, some of us just need a reminder to focus on today, and appreciate what we’ve got. What a great message. Also seen at Oh Gizmo!.

Ugh, doesn’t he already have everything ever made with his favorite team logo on it? Not yet! I couldn’t resist these Pro-Grip Sport Hammers. These quality 16oz hammers feature his favorite team logo right on the shaft and head. Plus the grip features either a football or baseball. Now maybe you’ll finally get him to get some work done around here! Available in the following teams: Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Colts, Pittsburgh Steelers, Washington Redskins, Atlanta Braves, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, St. Louis Cardinals, and New York Yankees. Click here for more information

Many times, desk accessories can be so boring. If you head to the office supply store, usually you see the same old stuff. Men need to be more unique than that.

These guys are cast from the real thing. You get a pencil holder that looks like real pencils; a rubber band ball paperweight; and a business card holder cast from stacks of business cards. These heavy pieces have the unique look and texture sure to appeal to him. Plus, anything that has a color description of “gun metal” is ok in my book. Click here for more information

Needless to say, I spend a great deal of time on the computer. No, this blog doesn’t write itself. While I enjoy what I do, I really get sick of sitting at my desk all the time. No matter how good a chair is, most heavy computer users will feel like this from time to time. A laptop is great for getting up and working elsewhere. My problem is that they don’t really work on your lap because they over heat. And that heat is not “good for men” if you know what I mean. You could sit the thing on a table to work, but then you might as well be at your desk.

I love the look, design, and practicality of the OFFI Overlap Tray. Work anywhere with a stable and portable surface that has plenty of room for a laptop. Perfect for right- or left-handed use, and available in birch or walnut. Also seen at NOTCOT.

Now a days, you can get a USB flash drive in any shape, color, size, whatever. Whether it’s a humping dog, or sushi, there’s no limit to what people will market. I personally find most of the repulsive. No thanks, not for me.

I like this Wooden USB Memory Strap though. It’s simple, practical, and it won’t get you laughed out of the board room. The wood case certainly qualifies as a great gift under Gifts for Men Rule 8. 2 GB of memory.
Also seen at Geek Alerts.